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P. G. Wodehouse: The Man with Two Left Feet7. AT GEISENHEIMER'S (continued)'Are you deaf? I said hers was ten.' 'Then,' I said handsomely, 'say no more. The mistake was mine. It begins to look as if I must have got them mixed.' He did a few Swedish exercises. 'Say no more? That's good! That's great! You've got nerve. I'll say that.' 'It was a lucky mistake, Izzy. It saved your life. The people would have lynched you if you had given me the cup. They were solid for her.' 'What's the boss going to say when I tell him?' 'Never mind what the boss will say. Haven't you any romance in your system, Izzy? Look at those two sitting there with their heads together. Isn't it worth a silver cup to have made them happy for life? They are on their honeymoon, Isadore. Tell the boss exactly how it happened, and say that I thought it was up to Geisenheimer's to give them a wedding-present.' He clicked for a spell. 'Ah!' he said. 'Ah! now you've done it! Now you've given yourself away! You did it on purpose. You mixed those tickets on purpose. I thought as much. Say, who do you think you are, doing this sort of thing? Don't you know that professional dancers are three for ten cents? I could go out right now and whistle, and get a dozen girls for your job. The boss'll sack you just one minute after I tell him.' 'No, he won't, Izzy, because I'm going to resign.' 'You'd better!' This is page 127 of 225. [Marked] This title is on Your Bookshelf. Buy a copy of The Man with Two Left Feet at Amazon.com
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