1. SCENE I. The Street before OLIVIA'S House.
[Enter SEBASTIAN and CLOWN.]
Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you?
Go to, go to, thou art a foolish fellow;
Let me be clear of thee.
Well held out, i' faith! No, I do not know you; nor I am not
sent to you by my lady, to bid you come speak with her; nor your
name is not Master Cesario; nor this is not my nose neither.--
Nothing that is so is so.
I pr'ythee vent thy folly somewhere else. Thou know'st not me.
Vent my folly! he has heard that word of some great man, and
now applies it to a fool. Vent my folly! I am afraid this great
lubber, the world, will prove a cockney.--I pr'ythee now, ungird
thy strangeness, and tell me what I shall vent to my lady. Shall
I vent to her that thou art coming?
I pr'ythee, foolish Greek, depart from me;
There's money for thee; if you tarry longer
I shall give worse payment.
By my troth, thou hast an open hand:--These wise men that
give fools money get themselves a good report after fourteen
[Enter SIR ANDREW, SIR TOBY, and FABIAN.]
Now, sir, have I met you again? there's for you.
Why, there's for thee, and there, and there.
Are all the people mad?
[Beating SIR ANDREW.]
Hold, sir, or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house.
This will I tell my lady straight. I would not be in some of
your coats for twopence.
Come on, sir; hold.